His (nosy) teacher for some reason was asking him in what situation Greg and I would leave him and his siblings home alone. David said, "For example when they go on a date."
After a brief pause his classmates erupted in giggles and his teacher looked confused. "Aren't your mom and dad married?"
I know a lot of the things the prophet counsels us to do seem silly or unnecessary or just plain absurd to many people today. Apparently for David's class, continuing courtship after marriage is one of those things. I am very happy to have had a part in providing such entertainment to those tittering nine year olds.
And after David assured his teacher that we were indeed married his teacher got over her surprise and told him, "Well then, you have cool parents."
Maybe she'll go home and ask her husband out on their first date in 20 years.